So now that we've established that Keith Richards is the coolest person that has ever lived, I would now like to introduce a more serious query. Does Bret Michaels have a Ph.D in Psychology?
I've been a Poison fan since I was 16 years old, and I'm happy to proclaim that I've always known there was that little something special about Bret--be it that cowboy hat/bandana combo, those glossy lips and hint of eye-liner on the pretty face of a 45 year old man, the appeal of his beer drinking, sports watching, rock n' roll playing all American badass who's actually a really nice guy who loves his daughters and has Diabetes... and now America finally shares that vision, what with Rock Of Love being on its third successful season. Bret's incredible social commentary on his wanna-be girlfriends is perhaps my favorite part of the show. Or maybe it's that sincere look he gives when it's down to two busty scantily clad 24 year old blondes, and he's got to break one of their hearts. Either way, this man is a genius.
God Bless You Bret Michaels.
he is a genius! getting rich off of...hm, what was that again? :)
ReplyDeleteI think he means well for the mosr part,but those girls are idiots.they're not even sexy rock chicks.
ReplyDeleteIs he brilliant? Or does he appear brilliant in a field of airheads?
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